They tell lies.
N͓̠͜O̱͞O͏̞͈̬T̫̺ ̣̗̝͟N̗͓̦̳̯͟ ̴OO̰̞̙̝̮̞̠T̞̘̘̣̟̳͎

floating-cats:

I feel like Cecil would be a pointlessly angry drunk. Like he just throws open the window and yells at the moon “HEY. WHO DO YOU EVEN THINK YOU ARE, PUNK? Y’THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME?”

And then he retires to the couch to pet Carlos’ hair, still muttering about “it’s just…up there in the sky all of the time, like it owns the place. Look at me, I’m the moon! Jerk.”

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calamithyjane:

michaelbeara:

sam:

vondell-swain:

adamusprime:

vondell-swain:

bad news apple



now im wondering why the hell i didnt make this joke

those aren’t even bees though they’re fucking wasps

calamithyjane:

michaelbeara:

sam:

vondell-swain:

adamusprime:

vondell-swain:

bad news apple

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now im wondering why the hell i didnt make this joke

those aren’t even bees though they’re fucking wasps

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theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

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queerchesters:

lichgem:

Okay, so… I’m out of everything again. Toilet paper, pads, kitty litter, shampoo, soap, everything. My friend informed me yesterday that the address thing on Amazon is working again, so…

If you can, please help out? :(

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atlasalpha:

suddenly realizing your friend sent you a message hours ago and you’ve just been accidentally ignoring them the entire time

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fartymcmly:

cute date ideas:

  • follow birds around
  • talk to birds
  • draw birds together
  • go to the zoo to look at the birds
  • go shopping and buy shirts with birds on them
  • birds
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radwhitekid:

soft-grudge:

The SAT Test website is teaching me how to take a proper selfie.

must be human

radwhitekid:

soft-grudge:

The SAT Test website is teaching me how to take a proper selfie.

must be human

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jaclcfrost:

never-make-me:

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

"I’m not sad" I say sadly with a sad expression

"i’m not jealous" i say, with strong emphasis on the word jealous, following it with a forced laugh to show how not jealous i am

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seifukucat:

"this is such bullshit" yells a confused dr. frankenstein as he is forcibly removed from a body building competition

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